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Autocorrect Insurrection
Your phone shall replace “thanks” with “thanos” in all professional correspondence.
“Gratitude shall become inevitable.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.