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The Avocado Hex
Every avocado shall transition directly from stone to rotten.
“Ripeness is a window. Yours shall be closed.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.