PAYLOAD CLASS: SOCIAL DISASTER
/ The curse catalogSOCIAL DISASTER · FICTIONAL INCONVENIENCE
Awkward Silence
Every story you tell shall conclude exactly one sentence after everyone stops listening.
“The punchline shall arrive to an empty room.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.