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Bluetooth Betrayal
Your phone will connect instantly to every Bluetooth device except the one you want.
“Connected to everything. Supported by nothing.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.