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Calendar Invite

Every unscheduled conversation shall somehow become a calendar invite.

Severity 3/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“Your calendar shall consume all available oxygen.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.