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Coffee Temperature

Your coffee shall be too hot until the exact moment it becomes too cold.

Severity 3/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“A perfect temperature shall exist only in theory.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.