PAYLOAD CLASS: SOCIAL DISASTER
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Elevator Fart
You will fart whenever an elevator becomes uncomfortably crowded.
“An upward journey. A downward spiral.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.