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The 15-Minute Meeting

Every 15-minute meeting shall last 57 minutes.

Severity 5/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“A quick sync. An eternity of consequences.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.