PAYLOAD CLASS: SOCIAL DISASTER
/ The curse catalogSOCIAL DISASTER · FICTIONAL INCONVENIENCE
Handshake Failure
Every handshake shall unexpectedly become either a fist bump or awkward half-hug.
“Two hands. Zero shared expectations.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.