PAYLOAD CLASS: BODY BETRAYAL
/ The curse catalogBODY BETRAYAL · FICTIONAL INCONVENIENCE
Inconvenient Boner
Your strongest erections shall arrive exclusively at deeply inconvenient moments.
“Your timing shall become a personal liability. For adult recipients only.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.