PAYLOAD CLASS: TRAVEL
/ The curse catalogTRAVEL · FICTIONAL INCONVENIENCE

Luggage Carousel

Your suitcase shall arrive last.

Severity 3/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“The carousel shall complete many revolutions before yours.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.