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/ The curse catalogFOOD · FICTIONAL INCONVENIENCE
The Microwave Curse
Your food shall remain frozen in the center while achieving volcanic temperatures around the edges.
“A meal of two climates. Neither hospitable.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.