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Middle Seat

You shall receive the middle seat despite checking in early.

Severity 5/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“Two armrests. Neither yours.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.