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Missing Remote

The remote shall always be approximately six feet farther away than expected.

Severity 2/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“Comfort shall be conditional upon standing up.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.