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The One Percent Curse
Your phone shall remain at 1% battery for an emotionally unreasonable amount of time.
“You shall know neither power nor peace.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.