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The Printer Oracle
Your printer shall request cyan ink before printing a black-and-white document.
“The machine shall demand tribute in an irrelevant color.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.