PAYLOAD CLASS: SOCIAL DISASTER
/ The curse catalogSOCIAL DISASTER · FICTIONAL INCONVENIENCE

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You shall experience overwhelming confidence immediately before accidentally pressing Reply All.

Severity 4/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“Everyone shall be kept in the loop. Everyone.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.