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The Seen Curse
Your crush shall read your message immediately and reply four hours later with “haha”.
“The silence shall be loud. The reply shall be lowercase.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.