PAYLOAD CLASS: BODY BETRAYAL
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Sudden Hiccup
You shall hiccup exactly when trying to sound serious.
“Your gravitas shall experience intermittent outages.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX
Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.