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TSA Line

Whichever security line you choose shall become the slowest.

Severity 4/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“Your queue shall achieve historical significance.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.