PAYLOAD CLASS: DOMESTIC
/ The curse catalogDOMESTIC · FICTIONAL INCONVENIENCE

Tupperware

No lid shall match the container you currently need.

Severity 4/5Duration Spiritually indefinite
“A drawer full of possibility. Not one useful combination.”
$3.33one-time novelty purchase CAST THIS HEX

Includes a dramatic ritual, personalized certificate, and shareable curse page. Fictional magic. Actual entertainment.