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Serious magic for extremely unserious problems.

EST. 2026 · NO SUPERNATURAL SLA

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THE INCONVENIENCE INVENTORY

Choose their misfortune.

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Push / Pull

Every door you confidently push shall require pulling.

INCONVENIENCE LEVEL2/5

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Missing Puzzle Piece

Every puzzle shall be missing exactly one piece.

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