Domestic
The Wet Sock Curse
One sock shall mysteriously become wet shortly after you put it on.
Free starter / first curseCast this hex
PETTY PROBLEMS. PRODUCTION-GRADE HEXES.
Someone deserves
a minor inconvenience.
Your first petty curse is free. Pick someone. Ruin approximately 0.01% of their day.
For the coworker who hits reply all.
The ex who “just wants to talk.” The friend who owes you $12.
Send them a completely fictional, highly unnecessary curse.
For entertainment only. Unfortunately, your friends are real.
REAL PAYMENT.FAKE MAGIC.EXCELLENT DECISIONS.
INCONVENIENCE ENGINE · V.1.0Preview a ritual
RITUAL CONSOLEPREVIEW
01 Target successfully located
02 Allocating bad decisions
03 Deploying minor inconvenience
Awaiting petty intentions…0%
BUILT FOR DISPROPORTIONATE RESPONSES100% fictional 0% supernatural liability Infinite petty potential
THE USUAL OFFENDERS
Explore all 52 curses Small curses. Big satisfaction.
Handpicked inconveniences for people who had it coming.
Technology
The One Percent Curse
Your phone shall remain at 1% battery for an emotionally unreasonable amount of time.
$1.11 / hexCast this hex
Work
The 15-Minute Meeting
Every 15-minute meeting shall last 57 minutes.
$1.11 / hexCast this hex
Dating
The Seen Curse
Your crush shall read your message immediately and reply four hours later with “haha”.
$1.11 / hexCast this hex
Food
The Avocado Hex
Every avocado shall transition directly from stone to rotten.
$1.11 / hexCast this hex
Technology
The Wrong Charger
Every charger you find shall be almost compatible.
Free starter / first curseCast this hex
A VERY SERIOUS PROCESS
Petty has never been this easy.
Four steps. Zero magical qualifications.
01
Pick a victim
A first name is all the universe needs.
02
Choose their fate
Find the inconvenience that fits the offense.
03
Complete the ritual
Reveal your hex. Send the link. Let them retaliate.
04
Send the evidence
Share their personalized curse. Await retaliation.
YOUR INBOX. OUR BAD IDEAS.Ten free hexes.
Ten free hexes.
One very good email.
Get ten single-use codes for free fictional curses. No card needed. One pack per email.